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Because the players keep dribbling!! 😂

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
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In case they get a hole in one! 😂

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth—then it's a soap opera! 😂

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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Well, I'm not going to spread it! 😂

LOl

How do you make a tissue dance?
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You put a little boogie in it! 😂

My sister said," You haven't even been listening to what i said." it was the weirdest way to start a conversation

You know how people pick their noses, well i was born with mine

EDIT* That was snot funny

I would facepalm myself harder, but my skull needs to be more flexible. 😂

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faints

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

😂

yesterday, I stabbed a clown. I later realized it was trying to feed me some kind of pastry. it was probably poisoned anyway.

Stabby stab?

yEEEEEeeEEeeEEEEeeEeEEeeEEeeeeEEeeeEEEEeeeeEeeeESssSSSSssssSSS

I don’t get the clown/stab/pastry thing...

I hate pie.

Basically just the whole—the whole joke I don’t really get... 😕

it... isn't a joke. oh, crap! the popo are onto me!

pretends to be started Oh, no—it’s the popo! Gonna get you! 😄