Politician: Follow the restrictions! We don't wanna walk back and do it again.
Ninjago fans: Jump back do it again!
(Ninja, come on, come on
Let's do it again and
Jump up kick back whip around and spin
And then you jump up do it again)
I'm sorry for the last bit
I would tell a flood joke that you wouldn't Noah
I couldn't find the baseball, then it hit me
If you run in front of a car you will get tired... But if you run behind a car you will get exhausted.
Meep
Meep again
I used to hate beards... then it grew on me.
I used to hate the sunrise... then it dawned on me.
This is a joke I made when I was 3 yrs old:
Q: Why did the sea star stay in the jar?
A: Because, it was dead!!!!!
At the time I thought it was hilarious, now I see my joke skills could have used some polish. 😂
I love that!
But it makes no sense! 😄
That's why I love it!
Polish?! It's perfect the way it is! 😂
This is my dad's go-to joke:
Two muffins are in the microwave. One muffin says to the other "It's getting hot in here." and the other muffin says "GASP! A talking muffin!"
Yep, it took me a while to get that one!
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