Jokes
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Politician: Follow the restrictions! We don't wanna walk back and do it again.

Ninjago fans: Jump back do it again!

(Ninja, come on, come on
Let's do it again and
Jump up kick back whip around and spin
And then you jump up do it again)

I'm sorry for the last bit

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New age!

Indeed! We’ve transcended the first 10 Pages! 🎉 🎉

Yay!

This came from the internet:
"I was walking home late one night after work. It was so late that the buses weren't running in this part of the city. I decided to take the shortcut through the cemetery since it would cut half an hour off my trip. As I approached the cemetery gate, I saw three young women standing there nervously. They were dressed up in nice gowns and high heels, possibly going home after a party. They asked if they could accompany me since they were scared to walk along the path at night. Of course, I agreed and we started walking.

I reassured them: "I completely understand your fears. This place used to freak me out when I was alive too."

I was not aware how fast ladies in high heels could run when given incentive."

😂 😂 😂 😂 Oh- I can't- breath- 😂

that reminds me of me, making quippy remarks when given a little time to think about it. although that is an example of a god in human form.

Why did the selfie go to prison? It was framed.

What did the punching bag say to the boxer? Hit me baby one more time.

What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler? Nothing, they texted.

I would put my life on here, but jokes have meaning

Unless they're more blunt pencil jokes... then they're just pointless.

The new store by my house sells everything for free...

It makes no sense.

-_- ...I KNEW IT

I have a joke about vegetables... But it's corny!

(Can you guess what it’s from?)
(Hint: It's not mine originally!)

Well, I've heard it a couple of times, but the most recent time was on one of the latest Chosen episodes. 😄

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