CHUCK NORRIS JOKE MARATHON! SEE HOW LONG WE CAN ONLY SAY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Kids pee there names in snow but Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris had a hart attack, he won.

what did Chuck Norris say to the tree?

What?

nothing. do you go around talking to trees?

😂

😂 Do riddles count as jokes? I've got a couple good ones.

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench waiting for the bus. They had been waiting for a very long time (they had fallen asleep and missed the bus again) and one of the old ladies said "We've been waiting here for so long my bottom's fallen asleep!" The other one said "I know. I heard it snore."

No judging. It's one of my dad's dad jokes.

Aw man. Well there ends the Chuck Norris joke marathon. GOOD JOB TG! Jk jk it’s fine. Not like there are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes anyway. 😂

I think riddles count. I mean I’ve always considered them jokes. (The reason I think there jokes is cuz it’s funny to watch clueless people try and try to guess what the answer is and then when they find out there all like “Ahhh. Yah I thought it might have been that!”)

What do you call a person who thinks butter can cure covid?

A super spreader!

Riddles count

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Idk, but the sign's a big plus!

I have a knock knock joke, but need someone else to start it.

knock knock

Ever heard of the bell?

(That's the joke)

ah, I get it. I prefer it when people knock. less noisy when I'm trying to concentrate.

XD

So there was this person allergic to bees; and he went to a clothes store.

He came in and screamed.

There was a yellow jacket.

SOOO cheesy. 😄

Riddle #1 There is a room. Only certain things are allowed in this room. For example, there is a tree in there, (big room) but not a bush. There are berries, but no leaves. An alligator is allowed, but not a crocodile. What is the rule?