Jokes
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Politician: Follow the restrictions! We don't wanna walk back and do it again.

Ninjago fans: Jump back do it again!

(Ninja, come on, come on
Let's do it again and
Jump up kick back whip around and spin
And then you jump up do it again)

I'm sorry for the last bit

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It was a joke, by the way

Good try!

Random joke:
People say: an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Is that why people buy iPhones?

|CAUTION|DARK HUMOR|

The chicken started crossing the road.
It never got to the other side.
Why?
It got run over.

And here lies the dead chicken, on his way to KFC to be eaten. Hey! Stop eating the dead chicken!

*Runs offscreen *

Lloyd: What’s red and bad for your teeth?

Kai: A brick.

Flashback to a year ago

Kai: I'll go brush my teeth with a brick! I'm such a genius!


Wu, teaching a lesson: what tea is hard to swallow?

Lloyd: Reali-tea.

Wu: ...

Wu: correct!

What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”

a joke my sibling made when they were only 4:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because it was hit BY THE BAAD chicken!!

Why did some dude cross the road?
He was running from the chicken who was also crossing the road

Anyone figured out my riddle?

Too bad! 😏

Is it an egg? Cuz you said one of USA's answers were close also the chicks/yolk inside.
I am sure it's correct 😄
me: praying for it to be correct because I'm not sure at all ;-;

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Oh well [censored]

He said: "where's my tractor?"

Would you have said anything else?

@JAYISBETTERTHANKAIittakessolongtowriteyourname YOU ARE CORRECT!!!!!!!!!! I was so surprised someone didn't get it right away after USA guessed!
YOU GET: Duh duh DUH... Bragging Rights!!!!

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