I couldn't find my car. Then it hit me.

LoL

Two children are arguing about who gets to play with a hamster.

There are two childminders.

One childminder, who is kind, says: let's buy another one.
The second childminder; who is a mathematician; cuts up the hamster into two pieces and says: "happy now?"

Both children start crying.

they're both crying since they want the half that the other has. duh.

joke for christians:
when you say "There is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible" that's false.
Luke 2:52: "And Jesus grew in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and man." so he’s larger than a baby, and by the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size, drawing to the conclusion that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple.

Lol

I'm atheist but I can check the Bible my re teacher gave to my class

What do people in France say when they fall over?

Ei-ffel down

Knock Knock

Who's There

Dewey

Dewey Who

Dewey have to have all these jokes.

( I do like jokes btw )

Lol

A cowboy rode into town on Friday. Two days later, he rode outa town on Friday. How is this possible?
Yeehaw! This is a really easy one, but I thought I'd give it a shot anyhow. No cheating- don't look it up!

Q. What do you call a cheep hair cut?

A. A rip off. 😆

lifts eyes to heaven

TallGirl2006, There's a few answers but simply a cowboy rode on a horse named friday.

Making that possible.

Yup, you got it, pardner!

Spoiler: you only get

☆☆☆BRAGGING RIGHTS☆☆☆

Congratulations!

"Twenty white horses on a red hill;
They chomp,
They stomp,
And then they stand still..."
😉

#runningoutofriddles
#obviously

Another riddle: (from my sister).
There was once a horrific plane crash, and every single person died.
Who survived?

Now, a joke!
What has sixty-ish legs, ten to fifteen eyes, green and orange fury stripes, and about a thousand wicked looking teeth?