Okay then. @TallGirl It's longer, but I guess you can call me Jay. 😄
Also... Duh duh DUH... I'M AWESOME
1 I AM BRAGGING AND I AM AWESOME!!!
Loud singing

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Wow! 😂

Lol.
Riddle: What is Brown and stick y?

Ooh I know this one!
...a stick.
Or poo, if you want to go that route.

Stick. Correct. I did not wish to go the poop route though. XD

I wouldn't be surprised if my siblings chose to. 😂

Once there were three explorers in the jungle who were captured by a cannibal tribe. They were taken before the great (and very large) cannibal chief, who said to them* that they were to go back out into the jungle under guard and select ten items of fruit and bring them back. The explorers did so, and one man came back before the other two with ten miniature bananas. He was told that if he could fit all ten pieces of fruit into his mouth at the same time, he would be let go. The poor man only fit three bananas before he had to spit them out,
and he was eaten for breakfast.
The second explorer came back with ten single grapes**. He was told the same thing as the first man, and started stuffing grapes in his mouth, but he had only put in six before he burst out laughing,
and was eaten for lunch.
Up in heaven, the first explorer turned to the second and asked, "Why didn't you make it? Your grapes should have been easy." The second man replied,
"I saw the third guy come in with pinapples".

• I don't know how, maybe they had captured an interpreter.
  **I guess grapes are a tropical fruit? Don't blame me, I didn't make this up, and I already changed apples to bananas.

Lol

@tallgirl If I were doing this at home, the answer would most definitely be poop.
and LOL.

Why was Rick Astley not allowed in the film industry?

He would never give his customers Up.

Why was Rick Astley fired from the ladder company?

He never let his customers down.
(They're still on the ceiling, the super glue he used was waaaay too strong)

LOL

What is something with one ear, three eyes, one nostril, and 18 mouths?
Plain ugly.

LOL

every time my dad hears a joke he doesn't know, the answer is always "A NEEWSPAPER"

LOL

Why was Rick Astley fired from the ladder company?
"A NEEWSPAPER"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

that reminds me of the Rick Astley paradox.
Rick Astley can never give you the movie "Up", but in doing this, he lets you down, which he can never do either.

Edit: in case this wasn't clear, he's never gonna give you up, but he's never gonna let you down.

And he's never gonna run around and desert you

Edit: new page!