um okay, why did venom cross the road? cause they roasted him! GET IT!

wouldn't the symbiote get off of him?

uh no, because of the panama skip, GET IT!

nope

well, why did the comics write themselves, cause they were already written!

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sorry cough cough, um, your turn!

A Mexican man says to his friends: "I can disappear in three seconds":

Uno... dos... and then he disappears without a tres!

😂 that was funny

Thanks 😂

Wow, so GOOD! can you make up a venom joke?

Thats hard Venom is hard to make A joke about

I got Marvel ones

Which color do all the lights in Wanda's apartment have?

No idea, but they can be turned on with a Scarlet Switch.

Why did Aquaman not join the Marvel Comic Universe and end up joining the DC Universe?

He was hydra-phobic.

What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA?

Avengers assemble!

I'm done

Lol 😂

ha ha ha! those are good!

wait how do i do his again?