New page new age in rage stuck in a cage just stepped on stage

what happened to the good ol' days of just "new page"

right?

did macaroni get banned yet?

Yeah

old teacher voice gather 'round children! who wants to hear a story!

Sure?

this storolls ry has bean passed down in my family for GENERATIONS!

he said get in the fishtank bruh it is fun because I eat your face in jail with my toes. so judge, get the fishtank and the fork bruh, like do you want jam? you can't eat hotdogs so quarantine jam with faces. burgerking is here so pay full taxes. THE END!

rolls r? what does that mean?

its like "drdrdrdrrdddrrddrrdrdrdrdrrdrd"

do you wish me to tell all of ye another?

Ok?

how about FIVE more!?!

you don't even like cheetos so get lost bruh you can't even lick gum in streetlamps I tried to and failed again but if you don't do school your mama will instead. THE END!

I said he said "FALAFEL!!!!" and "ZAMBONI!!!!" then the driver of taxi #12 ate a cheesepooffalafelberry seed, but who made mosquitoes? they never ever found the peanuts. The mosquitoes eater defenestrated dogs until cows ate 'cheese which rotted their teeth which isn't why they headbutt doors so they died. Eggs rebelled and guillotined the pants of sir lampalot, who's parents ate mac'n'cheese full of mac'n'cheese dust, therefore it was tasty. Yet they still cringe when they are dead. THE END!

You don’t know taxes when you drown in sprite because of burgerking stealing taxes for godzilla cream cheese edition. but the nuns have grenades in their hair, so stay frosty. Ears with sauce that speaks! Poland tastes the best chili in my car of misery and pain of fire. So be an aardvark every other day you’re a duck. Peace! THE END!

It was a dark room, detective Stinkleheimer said “my aunt lives on oak floors. Do you know the butler had a wig!?” the nail replied “stop drug mushrooms, so I can breathe!” The detective yelled “NEVER!!!!” Until his elephant wig spontaneously enkindled. suddenly a pair of drunk rhinos fell through the floor. This balloon-rhino caused Deadpool to scream “HOLY RHINOCREAM!” “What is this decapitated evil pool?” said rhine-o-guy Stinkleheimer Shmits, “and get lost weirdo.” Meanwhile, nail ate himself. Also, antigrav-rhino-labs inc. was whining about turtles ugly claws from siberia. “Vwat eez ze keyor for teartul klawz bru? Vhy ar yue so eugily? zer clauz cood keyl ze guldfeeshish can opeener.” Az long az zat eleefant livs, it’s hazerdus vig intoxeecayts ze sky with tardygrayd joos. “Yeuw znuw zat in ze momont ve like rezultz !

Once I ate my green thumb glove. It made antimatter doge. This exploded. But my glove didn't fence, so eat dust chips pringle-style dude. fishtanks were evil, then they imploded. In truth, I faked ebola. moon-yoda and dave’s haircut all-deaf serum made killer headlines until the fateful evening, when A.G.R. spontaneously cried wolf-jam. That’s the cheese. Y’gotta nail those toes, man. But yoghurt makes nella’s toejam look
like pb&j sammich’s next life. YAY! THE END!

fabulous, isn't it.

new page!

darn it, New page!

third times the charm! new page!

I don't even want to read it it is so long

ah, whatever. new page?