Hey! I thought I had the maturity level of I 4 year old! Beat that LEGOWildNurse! 😂 Actually, I had someone (who was fifteen) tell me that she liked the fact that I didn't act like I was 17 😂 Her point was that I didn't act like some stuck up 17 year old guy who looked down on everyone else, in hopes that it will make himself look older... but I find it funny 😂 she also had to keep apologizing for like 3 minutes when she found out I was 17, because she thought I was 14-15 😂

Actually, I think if we knew each other in person, the maturity chart would change. It's easy to just goof off online... and appearances can sometimes "help" with maturity.

i have the maturity of a 1 year old

Probably so. We should totally meet IRL at some point.

YEA

Yes... I'll just pick everyone up in my Jeep and take y'all to eat some real Texas style food... well... there might not be enough room... and D_R might need a plane ticket... nah! Chuck will just fly her over here... ✈️

#YouCan'tDriveJeepsOverTheSea

yea! boss

Alright! Plan is set. Y'all will give me your addresses, and I'll be over as soon as I'm not busy (and have bought a Jeep). Chuck should have his Pilots license, and so he'll be on his way to Australia whenever we're all ready! Lets go to someplace really good... like, a real Texas restaurant... like... Taco Bell!

i dont like tacos though!

and covid

i have a better idea!
ZOOM MEETINGS!
no covid!

Uhhhh, how about not Taco Bell? Ya'll need to eat Tacos 4 Life though.
I can snag a tandem seat F/A-18 Super Hornet to pick up DR.

ill start it up at 3

• dr is sleeping

LegoFlavoredWilderness: I'm 14-15 maturity level? Thanks! I'm only 13 years old.
Yes, LegoFlavoredWilderness is your new nickname.

It'd take me a bit to get there.

COVID ain't got noth'n on me!

gasp

Me: What?

Person: We could all catch the virus and die!

Me: Yawns... What virus?

Person: The CoronaVirus you idiot!

Me: The thing that I don't care a flip about?

Person: Yeah!

Me: The thing that has made good people act like idiots?

Person: Uh...

Me: The thing that communist China has lead us all to believe that we need to tighten government control, wear useless masks, and stay away from each other?

Person: Is there something wrong with that?

Me: Well yeah. For one, the government should just stay inside their jurisdiction and use their heads for once, provide us with unbiased information, and actually listen to the doctors who are giving out real information!

Person: But then we will all die!

Me: sigh Have you seen the death rates in Japan and Singapore?

Person: Uh... no?

Me: Of course you haven't!

Person: Why?

Me: Because the news is biased.

Person: Then how else are we supposed to know stuff?

Me: Do your own research!

Person: Well... what are the death rates?

Me: Last time I heard it was 12 and 7

Person: 12 and 7 thousand?

Me: Nope

Person: Hundred?

Me: Nope

Person: Are you tell'n me!

Me: Yep just 12 and 7!

Person: Are they social distancing?

Me: Nope! They are using whatever the thing is called that works.

Person: What thing?

Me: I think its some kinda inhaler that you can buy at a local pharmacy.

Person: Why haven't I heard of it before?

Me: Because social media blocks all the post about it! And the government often won't listen!

Person: Why?

Me: Because they are closet communist

Person: All of em?

Me: Not all of em... just like all the liberals.

Person: I think your going to get somebody mad...

Me: I know 😂

(that is probably like the most poorly presentation of truth ever 😂)

GreenFlame: That's a great idea! Maybe you can take The Phantom's Voice to get her, or you could loan it to Chuck.

No! I can't loan it to Chuck! Sorry chuck... but your going to have to prove your skill before you fly... "my precious"... I spent too much work on that, and too much time... and lost it once... sniff I can't let it crash...

GreenFlame: Exactly! Seriously, that was really good. I'm going to show it to my dad (Don't worry, he agrees with you). I've never seen it better said.

New page, boys.

😂 I have no Idea how y'all will respond to my latest dialog 😂