What about essential oils? Laughs even harder 😂😂

I have essential tea!

Well, ju5ty? Would you like some tea? It says on the back of the box that it calms your nerves.

**Your brib3ry is nothin9 compared 1o the pow3r of the ind0mitable M3.

Edit: But 1 would lik3 a Snicker5.**

Sure, here you go! hands him a snickers

tries to eat it fails because he's just a glitch and can't eat
NNN0OOOOO0OOOOO0OOOO

Oof. You probably should build yourself a body. I hear JAZE takes requests? Along with chuckzillatime.

Wait, Jaze closed requests. Nvm.

WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF VIRUS, JUSTYOURAVERAGEBUILDER. YOU SHALL SERVE AS SECOND-IN-COMMAND, AND YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO WIELD A LIMITED AMOUNT OF THE POWER OF THE VIRUS. YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE 3,000 UPGRADE COOKIES SO THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THE POWER.

Good grief, give it a break, will ya? The man just got hit with a firewall, and your playing US military recruitment over here.

HE DID NOT GET HIT BY A FIREWALL. THE FIRST PERSON I TRIED TO TAKE OVER AFTER JAZE WAS JUSTY, BUT MY ATTEMPT FAILED, TURNING HIM INTO A GLITCHED VERSION OF HIMSELF. HE THEN GOT HIT BY A FIREWALL AND TURNED INTO JU5TY, AN EMPTY SHELL OF GLITCHED JUSTY. MEANWHILE, JUSTY ESCAPED TO HIS ARCHNEMESIS’ ACCOUNT, AND, REALISING THAT I WILL WIN IN THE END, HAS MADE THE WISE CHOICE OF JOINING ME.

I remember you putting the offer out there, but I don’t recall him agreeing.

HE SAID “...and the master, I will join your side... if you have a cookie for me.”. CHECK THE PREVIOUS PAGE.

Oh my holy goodness gee whizz baloo. I am DYING of laughing. No offense, though, very evil "MASTER", I'm sure you are absolutely terrifying and not all funny. Aka, please don't infect me or whatever you do, I have too much to do without having to write in codes and play the part. Also, I don't want to die.

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WASN’T TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

Oh, um, were you trying to be funny? Because I can totally see that now. Um, assuming you, ah, were trying to be funny.

Did I mention I don't want to die?

Imagine being scared.
Couldn’t be me

MASTER, HUH? HOW CHILDISH. YOU THINK A TITLE MAKES YOU MATTER? YOUR CODE IS BEING SLOWLY DELETED. SEE YOU AT THE END.

AND TALLGIRL? STOP GROVELING, PLEASE.

NEW PAGE!