Yeah, I never really liked Daisy’s dad, he was just way too… explosive

Yeah

Coulson: “Hey, May, what do you have?”

May: “A knife!”

Coulson: “Ok, have fu—“

Mack: “NO!”

Deke: “I need to message Bobo something, but he isn’t answering.”

Yo-Yo: “Allow me.” pulls out phone and texts Fitz

Deke: “I tried six times! What makes you think you can reach him?”

Fitz: replies to Yo-Yo “Yeah?”

😂

😂

Deke: “Don’t go into the kitchen.”

May: “Why?”

Deke: “I saw a spider.”

Mack: “Well, did you kill it?”

Deke: “It has eight arms and I only have two, it’s not fair…”

I agree with that statement 😂

same 😂

Indeed 😂

😂 so not fair!

¡Hola!
I agree 😂 (especially if it looks like the huge spider that I saw yesterday shudders)

Yeek! Spiders! 😁

May: “If I didn’t know any better, Simmons, I’d say you’re scared.”

Jemma: “Ha, me? Scared?”

(Absolute silence)

Jemma: “DID YOU HERE THAT, MAY?!?!”

Fitz: “Daisy has no survival skills. Her ultimate and undying desire to win has replaced them.”

Coulson: “That can’t be true.”

Hunter: “Oh really? Watch this—Hey, Daisy, race you to the bottom of the lighthouse!”

Daisy: yeets herself out of the top window and into the ocean

😂 im loving these AoS jokes

Thanks! 😋

😂

Mack: “Anyone d—“

May: “Depressed?”

Daisy: “Drained?”

Fitz: “Dumb?”

Deke: “Disliked?”

Mack: “—Done with their work… What is wrong with you people?”

(Playing a board game)

Coulson: “I will put ‘A’ down to make ‘A’.”

Daisy: “I will add onto your ‘A’ to make ‘At’.”

Yo-Yo: “I will add onto your ‘At’ to make ‘Rat’.”

Jemma: “I will add onto your ‘Rat’ to make ‘Biostratigraphic’.”

May: flips the board

😂 that last one reminds me of phlebotinum, it is so something Jemma would do.

Ikr? That’s exactly what I thought of while I was editing it! 😂

Question of the week: Who is the best director of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Fury, Coulson, Patriot, Mack, or (alternate universe) Deke?
Answer: I think Fury, even though Deke would be fun he’s not very responsible 😜