I'm going to blame that on bias

Kanye for pres! lol
A poem, about Kanye.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest.
He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best.
Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest over his Kanye Chest to go on a Kanye Quest.
He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Then to school to take his Kanye Test.
He forgot to brush his teeth.
Did he run out of Kanye Crest?
His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
Kanye undressed, to get in Kanye Nest. but no one should look because he is Kanye Modest and it would make him Kanye Distressed.
Kanye sleeping, Shhh, Kanye Rest in his Kanye Nest when he wakes up he's going to be his Kanye Best.
This is the tale of Kanye West who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest having himself a Kanye Rest for he must be his Kanye Best.
For when he awakens he must continue his Kanye conquest of the wild Kanye west.
The next morning Kanye West goes to the 60s to fight Kanye Communists.
Then he will Kanye Protest the Kanye arrest of the Kanye Southwest Kanye Celeste.
Kanye will not be Kanye Oppressed!
Kanye have a Kanye Contest to see who is the Kanye Best.
Kanye unimpressed!
Kanye Obsessed with the Kanye Midwest.
Kanye Suggest we all travel to Kanye West.

I want my pet mushroom to be a president!

yum

Yippers

yoypios

As obi-wan once said," Oh no I'm not brave enough for politics."

Peppa pig for world leader!

If she doesn't hold her end of the bargain, at least we get ham sandwiches!

Jk.

Nono, that’s not efficient. With the dad, we can get the most meat, with only one fatality. Plus, before we exterminate him, we can use him as leverage.

now HERE is a person who knows their bacon science!

Sauron for President 2024. Let's make Mordor great again.

YES.

I know, right.

Voldemort for class president! he will make all of the water fountains run with felix felicis and fix the hole to the snake basement!

Edit: Lord Voldemort is not responsible for the deaths of any who cross his path if elected.

dis is dead eh? WELL, I SAY TDBRICKS SHOULD BE VOTED!!!! (go and watch his vids, in the words of goldfish, 'there great!'

Eggdog for president!

LOL