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Obi-wan picks up Anakin's lightsaber and begins to walk away. He stops and looks back.

Me waking up after falling asleep listening to them GOOD MORNING. I had the weirdest dream about you too pretending to be in Star Wars and practically narrating it.

Anakin: "I hate you!"
Obi-wan: "You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you..."

oh, it was no dream... ignites lightsaber ignites lightsaber

Ignites blade from a Schwartz ring

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...

Now let's see how well you HANDLE IT...

But you don't have a Schwartz ring, you have a lightsaber

Oh gosh, not Spaceballs.

I said fire across her nose, not up it

Just sayin' the lines...

Now let us DUEL!

I'll use asterisks for the bad words

Ima quote stuff, not fight

😮 YOU SAID A NONO WORD!!!

Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs the t-shirt, Spaceballs the coloring book, Spaceballs the lunch box, Spaceballs the breakfast cereal, Spaceballs the flamethrower, The kids love this one

oh god...

Ah, I see your Swartz is as big as mine!

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So the combination was one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would put on his luggage
What's the combination?
one, two, three, four, five.
One, two, three, four five? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!